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From: mmoore@ux.acs.umn.edu (Malcolm Diallo Moore)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.games,rec.games.misc
Subject: Re: HELP !! Cadaver
Summary: Get a real game huh?...Give me a break!
	 I CERTAINLY hope you don't mean an MS-DOS machine.
Message-ID: <3727@ux.acs.umn.edu>
Date: 10 Apr 91 21:18:14 GMT
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In article <2939@kirk.nmg.bu.oz.au>, webbc@kirk.nmg.bu.oz.au (Chris Webb) writes:
> 
> Ralph mate for crying out loud get rid of your poxy little Amiga and get
> a real machine. Everyone knows Commodore only make stuf for kids !
>  You can't even buy decent hard disks for them.
> Imagine the thrill of playing a game and not having to swap disks every
> other minute. Pull youself together - you won't regret it.
> 
> 
> AA - Amigas Anonymous.

I certainly hope you don't mean an MS-DOS machine.  Cause if you do you serious
ly living in a dream world.  MS-DOS is the clunkiest, no-sound-havinest, no-
graphics-havinest, most-expensive-costingest, sound-board-needinest, joystick-
board-needinest, oldest, most crustiest machine in the entire world!!  "Bad
command *or* file name." "General Failure error."  Hell, it can't tell the diff-
erence between a command and a file name so it says "Bad command *or* file name"
And sometimes it doesn't even know what's wrong with itself!!  Just tell me, Mr
Webb, just tell me, what in the fuck IS General Failure?!?"

IBM is so behind the times it has to ask Microsoft to make a clunky-ass, RAM-
hungry GUI so people will stop going to Amiga and Mac because they're much
easier to use. That oughta tell you something.  And who would WANT to play games
on an IBM??  They're just NOW coming out with some good graphics games for IBM,
but that's only if you have EGA or VGA!!  You don't even any damn kind of GA to
play games on the Amiga!

I won't even go through how an IBM will sometimes just lock up on you....

The Capital MD
IBM = (I)'m a (B)itch (M)achine
APPLE = (A) (P)unk (P)u**y (L)ickin (E)gghead
AMIGA = (A)ll (M)otherf*-- Naw fuck that, it's just a FRESH COMPUTER!!

Amiga- the one and onlee...