Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: merlyn@digibd.digibd.com (Merlyn LeRoy) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Be prepared Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 17 Apr 91 10:30:03 GMT Lines: 9 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Q: Why do L.A. cops carry nightsticks? A: Beats me... -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.