Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: C0025JS@umrvmb.umr.edu (Jeffrey W. Spencer) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: getting busted for lysol misuse :) Keywords: original, smirk Message-ID: Date: 19 Apr 91 23:30:04 GMT Lines: 27 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Have you ever noticed the warnings on the back of lysol can's about how misuse is against federal law.. I can just picture this...... ***Fade in*** <*Ring* *Ring*> Agent: "Federal Bureau of Investigations, this is Agent Dick" Mother:"Sir, my son won't stop roasting cockroaches with my lighter and the lysol can! I can't take it anymore!!" Agent: "Hold on ma'm, we'll be right there. We'll make sure that little &*%*%*$ pays for what he's done!" Mother:"Please hurry! I heard him muttering something about cutting the tags off of all the mattresses. I'm losing it!!" Agent: "Just stay on the phone ma'm, we've got a swat team on the way now. Everything will be ok, just keep it together and hide the scissors!" ***Fade out*** //Cerebral meltdown// -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca