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From: news@camco.Celestial.COM (Bill Campbell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: FAMOUS POLITICAL SAYINGS
Keywords: topical, smirk
Message-ID: <S26a.5765@looking.on.ca>
Date: 27 Apr 91 16:20:05 GMT
Organization: Celestial Software, Mercer Island, WA
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Approved: funny@looking.on.ca


This was given to me by my brother-in-law's boss, a black lady
who works for D.C. Government.

Bill Campbell
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                                HISTORIC SAYINGS
                      OF AMERICA'S GREAT POLITICAL LEADERS

                         ``ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL''
          Thomas Jefferson

                       ``FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO''
          Abraham Lincoln

                               ``I HAVE A DREAM''
          Martin Luther King

                  ``ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU''
          John Fitzgerald Kennedy

                           ``GODDAM BITCH SET ME UP''
          Marion Barry

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