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From: csa18@seq1.keele.ac.uk (R.J. Husmo)
Newsgroups: rec.skydiving
Subject: AFF
Message-ID: <1108@keele.keele.ac.uk>
Date: 25 Apr 91 09:19:54 GMT
Reply-To: csa18@seq1.kl.ac.uk (R.J. Husmo)
Organization: University of Keele, England
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It may just be my perverted sense of humour, but am I the only one
who has considered doing the following:

Drive to an unknown DZ, park your car ~2km away from the drop-area.
Sign up for an AFF course, using any name of your fancy.
Make sure your instructors don't have a heart condition.
At 11,500 feet, grab the reserve handles of your instructors, pull,
and go straight into a tumble.
At 7-8000 feet go into a track towards your car.
Land, and LEAVE.

Ok, I never did AFF, so I don't know whether it would be possible,
but the thought of those two instructors hanging up there....

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And NO! I would NOT do this in real life, so please keep all those
flames for the next BurgerKing advert.

Do anybody out there know of good DZs in the Midlands area? Or any
DZs at all?

Is it at all possible to do a bungee jump in the UK?

Radar.