Path: utzoo!telecom-request Date: Wed, 1 May 91 17:27:33 GMT From: roy@alanine.phri.nyu.edu (Roy Smith) Newsgroups: comp.dcom.telecom Subject: A Stupid Touch-Tone Menu System Message-ID: Organization: Public Health Research Institute, New York City Sender: Telecom@eecs.nwu.edu Approved: Telecom@eecs.nwu.edu X-Submissions-To: telecom@eecs.nwu.edu X-Administrivia-To: telecom-request@eecs.nwu.edu X-Telecom-Digest: Volume 11, Issue 323, Message 11 of 11 Lines: 12 If you want to hear a stupid intro to a touch-tone menu system, try calling 800-843-7751. It starts out "Welcome to Cambridge Systems"; so far, pretty reasonable. Then it says "If it's after 5:30 PM Eastern Standard Time, press 1". I'm supposed to tell it what time it is!? Roy Smith, Public Health Research Institute 455 First Avenue, New York, NY 10016 roy@alanine.phri.nyu.edu -OR- {att,cmcl2,rutgers,hombre}!phri!roy