Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: HART@vtmath.math.vt.edu (McBryde 461I; 552-3177) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Instant Credit Keywords: smirk, original Message-ID: Date: 7 May 91 23:30:05 GMT Lines: 21 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca . . . I walked in to the Burger King the other day, and told the woman at the register that I had misdialed Fiji. She said she couldn't give me instant credit. I said, "AT&T always did". She blubbered, "But you're not dealing with AT&T!" "Well I am NOW!" I said as I stormed out the door. Then I walked to the nearest pay phone, called the operator and ordered a Whopper. -Heath (Except for the obvious connection to the commercial, it's original.) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?