Newsgroups: rec.music.gaffa
Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!think.com!mintaka!bloom-beacon!dont-send-mail-to-path-lines
From: nrc@cbema.att.COM (Neal R Caldwell, Ii)
Subject: Re: free samples
Message-ID: <1991May8.055626.26326@cbnews.cb.att.com>
Sender: Love-Hounds-request@EDDIE.MIT.EDU
Organization: AT&T Network Systems  -  Columbus, Ohio
References: <16696@scorn.sco.COM>
Date: 8 May 91 05:56:33 GMT
Approved: love-hounds@eddie.mit.edu
Lines: 28

From article <16696@scorn.sco.COM>, by jondr@sco.COM ("Jonathan S. Drukman"):
> In article <9105061609.AA23694@bunny.gte.com> gb10@GTE.COM (Gregory Bossert) writes:
>>the discussion of jon drukman's remixes reminds of... jon drukman's
>>remixes!  to wit, is there a kind soul who will exchange a blank tape
>>for a tape full of jon's mixes?
> 
> Are you too scared to ask me directly?  Don't worry, I don't bite.  Much.

Oooh, right.  Once upon a time Jon didn't bite any more than your typical 
rabid pit bull on crack.  These days he's respectable sort of guy
working for a respectable sort of company in a respectable sort of job
so he's probably limiting himself to biting the heads off whippets in
the privacy of his own home.

> Here's one critic's opinion:
> "You're gonna smoke a turd in purgatory for this one..." -- Richard
> Caldwell.

Of course this is just one of a series of penances that - through
minutes of careful Katelogocal study - I've determined will be 
required in the afterlife of those who tresspass against her Kateness.  
What Jon has in store for him is a relatively mild penance for what he's
done with his "satanic mixes".  You folks who have been listening to the 
home demo bootlegs should probably bring water wings and a bib.

"Don't drive too slowly."                 Richard Caldwell
                                          att!cbnews!nrc
                                          nrc@cbnews.att.com