Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sdd.hp.com!spool.mu.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request From: INGRAM@usmcp6.UUCP (JONATHAN INGRAM) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Star Trek Christmas songs Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 12 May 91 10:30:03 GMT Article-I.D.: looking.S279.17e9 Lines: 48 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I got these from a friend of mine, who got them from a BBS in New Orleans. I have changed Wesley's so that the chorus goes "teeneaged boy" instead of "only a boy"; I think it sings a little easier this way. ********************* Star Trek Christmas Songs ************ From Jean-Luc Picard (to the tune of "Let it Snow") Oh, the vacuum outside is endless, unforgiving, cold, and friendless, but still we must boldly go -- make it so, make it so, make it so. From William Riker (to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Here's a vexing Christmas riddle (fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la) Why must I play second fiddle? (fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la) How can I impress Deanna (fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la) When I'm number two banana? (fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la) From Wesley Crusher (to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen") I'm at Starfleet Academy and I'd just like to say I miss the opportunity to weekly save the day -- To make things worse I have to be in some dumb Christmas play! Yes I'm bright, though I'm just a teenaged boy, teenaged boy, and the Enterprise was my most favorite toy. From Data Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh -- or so I am reliably informed, lacking a subjective and intuitively perceived referent for the term "fun," I am able only to report the phenomenon as experienced by others, whose individual perceptions somewhat color the -- yes, sir. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. So many people use "joke" or "submission" like I was expecting something else?