Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!sdd.hp.com!wuarchive!udel!haven.umd.edu!uvaarpa!murdoch!dalton.acc.Virginia.EDU!ds4a From: ds4a@dalton.acc.Virginia.EDU (Dale Southard) Newsgroups: rec.skydiving Subject: Re: Fish Story Message-ID: <1991May11.181929.16403@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> Date: 11 May 91 18:19:29 GMT References: <6730093@hplsla.HP.COM> <42640009@hpcvia.CV.HP.COM> Sender: usenet@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU Organization: University of Virginia Lines: 21 Ireallyam: ds4a The "Wednesday night trick" at my old DZ was to turn off the engine and then leave with the keys. Hasn't been done for MANY years. I guess it was done so often for a while that some of the pilots actually kept a spare key on a string around their necks. I wouldn't do it, but your judgement/sense of humor may differ.... But my personal favorite... Dirt dive a 4-way. When you get to altitude, have the first jumper climb out onto the strut. Then close the door and watch him/her. Nothing beats the look of frustation on a jumper about to do a solo 45 sec delay. Note that after the victim lets go you can go around and do the 3-way that you had previously dirt-dived. A great way to give someone a humbling experience. The real masters will be able to get back on the step so that they can press their nose against the window while they shout big expletives. --> --> Dale UVa (ds4a@virginia.edu)