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From: arctngnt@amiganet.chi.il.us (Bowie J Poag)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc
Subject: Mac jokes..
Message-ID: <arctngnt.0833@amiganet.chi.il.us>
Date: 16 May 91 04:00:05 GMT
Organization: Amiga Network Information Systems
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Few things, someone asked for a good series of Mac jokes..


1) I was told to "leave the lab and go back to class" because I called the Mac
SE that the coordinator just bought for a little over $2000 a "Crapple
Smackintosh", saying it was 9" black and white plasticised barf bag.

Got kicked off a Mac board that demanded you post a message FIRST, in order to
do any downloading.. Posted a message to the effect of:

"Funny... I can go out and get an Amiga, with stereo sound, the only platform
on the market that can actually MULTITASK peacefully, with over 4000  colors
available at any resolution from 320 X 200 to 768 X 484, animation beyond
compare with anything on the market, and ontop of that, EMULATE your
Macintoshes at 2 to 5 times the speed of a Mac SE, on a screen as big as I
want, being able to dump to videotape anytime I wanted, since my machine is
still NTSC compat..So... FOr $500, I get a Mac, and an Amiga, while you pay
$1500 just for the Mac SE alone. Nooooo, you didnt get ripped off."


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