Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac.misc Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!sarah!ddl683 From: ddl683@sarah.albany.edu (Cinderella Man) Subject: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK Message-ID: <1991May14.201046.11167@sarah.albany.edu> Summary: A brainwashed Apple user succumbs to the pressure Reply-To: ddl683@sarah.albany.edu (Cinderella Man) Organization: Computin Fools, State University of New York at Albany Date: Tue, 14 May 91 20:10:46 GMT Lines: 28 I can't function without System 7 ... my hands shake m m mmy stomach crawls m my n nnerves oh my nerves I NEED MY SYSTEM SEVEN! I can't go on knowing that there are Macs running "the new Macintosh standard for personal computing"[1] with "dynamic new capabilities and greater ease of operation"[2] while here I sit a IIci PATHETICALLY running the LOWLY PUTRID 6.0.5 release ... I SPIT on 6.0.5! Oh I can't take more rejected connections from ftp.apple.com oh oh please will the Casual-Clothes-Wearing Upwardly-Mobile Geeks of the Multicoloured Fruit let me in? I promise to be studious and work hard at promoting Apple Values, and spend more money on the Perfect Products of The Company, at Full Retail Price. I WANT TO BE PART OF APPLE'S EVIL PLAN! signed, Lowly Peon [1] "Macintosh System Software Version 7.0", Apple Computer April 1991, p1/c1 [2] Ibid -- + + "When nothing else remains, one must scream. Silence is the ultimate + + + crime against humanity." -- Nadezhda Mandelstam + + _________________________ [Affix disclaimer here] ________________________ + + + + + Each one's life a novel no one else has read -- Peart + + + +