Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!mips!pacbell.com!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: R.POLLAND@genie.com Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Dick jokes Summary: Just another dirty topic. Keywords: sexual, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 15 May 91 23:30:04 GMT Lines: 9 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Man goes into a drugstore and up to a female pharmacist. "Can I help you?" "Yes," answered the man. "What can you give me for a priapism?" "How about $500 in cash and part ownership of a drugstore?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.