Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: ajayshah%alhena.usc.edu@usc.edu (Ajay Shah) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Elephants, Saddam and FTL Keywords: smirk Message-ID: Date: 20 May 91 10:30:03 GMT Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca ------------------------- Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son ``If we stand around here long enough, sometimes, one of them will throw some food at us.'' ------------------------- q: What TShirt is Saddam Hussan wearing today? a: I Survived Operation Desert Storm. (both from _Newsweek_) ------------------------- At 250 MHz, the speed of light ain't what it used to be. - from a comp.arch posting by carters@ajpo.sei.cmu.edu -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Do not use "looking.uucp" or just "looking." Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.