Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!think.com!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: lance@engadm3.ca41.csd.mot.com (Lance Norskog) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Cuban Food Shortages Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 20 May 91 23:30:05 GMT Lines: 19 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca From a recent newspaper article: Cuba has severe shortages of almost every consumer commodity, including food. Here's a current joke: There was this fried egg walking down the street, minding its own business. It hears some noise behind it, turns around, and sees a crowd of hungry Cubans in the distance bearing down on it. It runs away as fast as its little fried egg leggs will go, when it sees a steak. It yells to the steak, "Run away! Run away! They'll get you too!", but the steak just laughs and says, "They won't even recognize me". -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please don't send me requests of the form, "could you please send me the joke about XXX?" Yes, I have it, but if I were willing to let myself be a joke server I would spend all day doing it. I reject all such requests.