Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!uupsi!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Wed, 22 May 91 6:30:4 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The recession we had to have From: pringle@dec08.cs.monash.edu.au (Glen Pringle) Keywords: chuckle Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Heard on '60 Minutes' 31 March: (from a National Party Senator in Queensland whose name escapes me now) The definition of recession is when your neighbour loses his job. The definition of depression is when you lose your job. The definition of recovery is when Paul Keating loses his job. --- | GLen Pringle | Monash University, Australia -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.