Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!uupsi!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Fri, 24 May 91 6:30:4 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: klassa@asdsun.larc.nasa.gov (John Klassa) Subject: Follow through Keywords: chuckle Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Golf Joke A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.