Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!caen!kuhub.cc.ukans.edu!zeus.unomaha.edu!jsaker From: jsaker@zeus.unomaha.edu (Jamie Saker -- Vice President, UNO ACE) Newsgroups: comp.org.acm Subject: It's the ACM Role Playing Game! Message-ID: <15450.28425cce@zeus.unomaha.edu> Date: 28 May 91 19:36:14 GMT References: <1991May27.010251.6255@comp.vuw.ac.nz> Lines: 62 Welcome to the ACM Member Role Playing Game, where you are given a real-life situation and get to decide the outcome! Pull up a chair and read on! No extra parts/batteries/900 numbers/etc. are required! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Situation: You're a Joe C. Student, a MIS major and nice guy. You joined ACM about a year ago and received all but one of your Communications of the ACM magazines, which are neatly lining the shelf above your computer. You also joined Computing Surveys and SIGCAS, thinking they might be interesting SIGs. During the course of the year, you got most of your Communications, but when it came to the SIGs, Computing Surveys only sent you their March 1991 issue (Vol. 23), and SIGCAS... well, maybe they had a nice dinner for the execs, or maybe they all went to Disneyland. You'll never know, because they never sent you anything!!! You just received a notice in the mail, reading: YOUR NOMINAL DUES INCREASE IS ATTRIBUTABLE TO INFLATIONARY FACTORS. CORPORATE MATCHING CONTRIBUTIONS FOR PUBLIC TV'S "THE INFORMATION AGE" ARE WELCOME. THANK YOU. DUES INCLUDING COMMUNICATIONS: $22.00 103 COMP SURVEYS $10.00 007 SIGCAS $ 6.00 SUBTOTAL $38.00 CONTRIBUTION $ 5.00 TOTAL AMOUNT WITH CONTRIBUTION -> $43.00 Decision: What will you do? Will you send the check in for the full amount? Or will you scratch out the contribution? What about the SIGs that never did anything? Or will you say "This organization is a disaster. I'll join ASM or something that does more than bill its members, and since it thinks it's so darn good, it figures in a tip as well." The decision is yours... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll keep a tally of those responding/following up - yes, your vote counts!!! Heck, it'll certainly be more fun than SIGCAS was:-) (Personally, I think it's like receiving horrible service at a resturaunt, where the breadsticks came cold and hard, and instead of a full basket of them, you got just one. And the wine you ordered never came, but showed up on the bill. And then, the waiter figures in his tip of 13% and hands you the bill. But then, that's just IMHO). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jamie Saker jsaker@zeus.unomaha.edu (Internet). Vice President jsaker@unoma1 (BITNET). Director, Information Services . UNO Association of Collegiate Entrepreneurs . . CBA 503, UNO "No Red Beads until further notice. Failure . Omaha, NE 68182 to comply will result in immediate termination." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .