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From: ins845b@monu4.cc.monash.edu.au (mr  k.l. lentin)
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Subject: Re: Turning speaker off
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Date: 27 May 91 06:54:09 GMT
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In article <6594@vela.acs.oakland.edu> dlcogswe@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Dan Cogswell) writes:
>Two problems:  (1) I don't own the machine and therfore can't mutilate
>it and (b) I'm a computer science major and that's HARDWARE!!
>:-)

Sorry about this but From rec.humor.funny:

Q: How many computer scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: NONE! Thats a hardware problem!