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From: cudep@warwick.ac.uk (Ian Dickinson)
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Subject: Re: Supercilious pedantry
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Date: 3 Jun 91 16:40:02 GMT
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In article <8JHT34w164w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (Giving C News a *HUG*) writes:
>Consider yourself lucky. In the next release of C News, all posters will be
>required to attach electrodes to their nipples so that inews can administer a
>short but painful corrective punishment.

That facility only comes with D news or later, and is configurable.

Personally, I'd make it flail the user with a length of hosepipe :-)
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