Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!bonnie.concordia.ca!uunet!looking!funny-request From: sfleming@cs.heriot-watt.ac.uk Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Diplomacy Keywords: funny Message-ID: Date: 1 Jun 91 10:30:03 GMT Lines: 16 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca [The following, possibly apocryphal story appeared in this morning's (28/03/91) Glasgow Herald.] Lord George Brown, when the band struck up at an embassy function, asked: "Beatiful lady in scarlet, will you walt with me?" "Certainly not," was the reply. "First, you are drunk. Secondly, it is not a waltz, but the Venezualian national anthem; and thirdly I am not a beautiful lady in scarlet, but the papal nuncio." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.