Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!uupsi!looking!funny-request
Message-id: <S28e.68b5@looking.on.ca>
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 91 6:30:3 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Organization: Technical Solutions, Inc.
From: jrp@rducky.UUCP (JIM PICKERING)
Subject: Microsoft C
Keywords: computer, smirk
Approved: funny@looking.on.ca


[9] From: Mark Swift 4/4/91 4:58PM (892 bytes: 17 ln)

          Microsoft C 25.25

          C** Compiler Version 25.25, Command Line Release
          Copyright (c) 1983-2525 Microsoft Corporation
          Copyright (c) 2525 Bill Gates XIV

          Compiling ai.c

          Warning C1007: Obvious Attempt to Perform Pointless Operation
          Warning C1009: Attempt to Bypass Unforgiving C Compiler Detected
          Warning C5150: Attempt to Crash C Compiler Circumvented
          Warning C2109: Internal Programmer Recognition Module Failed
          Warning C2007: Attempt to Intuit Programmer's Intent Failed
          Warning C0001: Compiler Out of Patience


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