Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!uupsi!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Mon, 3 Jun 91 6:30:3 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: slhw4@cc.usu.edu (Jason Hunsaker) Subject: Energizer(tm) commercial Keywords: original, chuckle Approved: funny@looking.on.ca This is original as far as I know. (Unless somebody thinks the same way I do . . . heaven forbid :-) A TV commercial I'd like to see, but probably never will . . . Wife: Honey! Honey! I'm pregnant! We're going to have a baby! Husband: Really? Are you sure? How do you know? Wife: Well, because the rabbit finally died . . . [Wife brings the Energizer(tm) rabbit by the ears into camera view. Rabbit looks at camera, grins, and then dies (goes limp).] Narrator: Energizer(tm), It keeps going, and going, and going, until its too late . . . -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA If you mail to original@looking.on.ca, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.