Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!wuarchive!uunet!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: john@wpi.wpi.edu (John F Stoffel) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Dance Jesus Dance Keywords: chuckle, offence=christian Message-ID: Date: 6 Jun 91 23:30:05 GMT Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Heard this from a friend who heard it from my brother... who didn't tell ME this joke. I'll get him for that... Jesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing, so he says "Help! I've risen and I can't get down!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need an auto-reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.