Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!wuarchive!uunet!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Mon, 10 Jun 91 12:20:5 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Why Iraq is the 4th best. From: abrams@division.cs.columbia.edu (Steven Abrams) Keywords: topical, smirk Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Heard on Mark Russel's show (the politcal piano-playing comedian in Buffalo): The Iraqi army was the fourth best army in the world. It came after America, the USSR, and the LAPD. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Do not use "looking.uucp" or just "looking." Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.