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From: barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.advocacy
Subject: Re: Amiga basher
Message-ID: <8707@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU>
Date: 14 Jun 91 17:06:45 GMT
References: <1991Jun13.065150.3529@cs.mcgill.ca> <1991Jun13.174328.15471@cs.mcgill.ca> <1991Jun14.062332.2079@cs.mcgill.ca>
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In article <1991Jun14.062332.2079@cs.mcgill.ca> genius@cs.mcgill.ca (Michel NGUYEN) writes:
> If you go into a company (such as a bank, a lawyer's firm, pharmaceutical
> lab, etc...), do you think the people are spending most 
> of the time downloading, archiving and playing Blazemonger in a window?

	Actually, yes!  The latest soon-to-appear version of BLAZEMONGER
has a new "productivity mode" (tm) that does your financial calculations
so quickly that you don't even know you're EARNING MONEY.  And spreadsheets?
Databases?  BLAZEMONGER is so MIND-NUMBINGLY FAST that any storage of data
is a complete WASTE OF TIME.  Anything you store is out of date even before
it can hit the disk!
	This gives you more time to do your archiving and downloading. :-)

	On a related matter, we have just put BLAZEMONGER stock on the NY
Stock Exchange.  Buy BLAZEMONGER stock NOW -- it is the fastest-moving
stock EVER!  This morning it opened at 9.4, and now it's up to 156!  157!
158!  205!  12,476,394.21!  9!  (Oops!  Had a little dip there!)  2984!
Buy it now, sell it in 5 seconds, make a 4000% profit!  Or a 20,000% loss!
Wheee!!  Whatever happens, your money won't just SIT THERE like on those
WIMPY stocks like IBM and the US Treasury.

                                                        Dan

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