Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!bonnie.concordia.ca!uunet!lll-winken!looking!funny-request From: josh@cs.rutgers.edu Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Gideon's Gag Keywords: topical, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 11 Jun 91 07:20:05 GMT Lines: 18 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca The U.S. Supreme Court appears to have upheld the practice of administrators forbidding doctors from counseling abortion, forcing the doctors to follow a "script". Following Supreme Court precedent, we imagine the script might look something like this: " You have the right to remain pregnant. Anything I say may be used against me in a court of law. You have the right to be presented with offspring. If you do not desire a baby and cannot afford one, a baby will be mandated for you by the Court." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.