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Date: 15 Jun 91 06:13:27 GMT
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One day, a man had the rare opportunity to talk the Lord.

Man:  Lord, people say that you are so mighty and so great, that to
      you, a million years is like a second and a million dollars
      is like a single cent.

Lord:  Yes, that is so.

Man:  Lord?

Lord:  Yes?

Man:  Give me a penny.

Lord: In a second.