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From: robertsw@gtephx.UUCP (Wild Rider)
Newsgroups: comp.arch
Subject: Re: tenure track faculty position
Summary: you gotta be kidding, right?
Keywords: humor, big joke
Message-ID: <1991Jun20.040659.833@gtephx.UUCP>
Date: 20 Jun 91 04:06:59 GMT
References: <91168.172101FC137501@ysub.ysu.edu>
Reply-To: robertsw@gtephx.UUCP (Wild Rider)
Organization: AG (formerly GTE) Comm. Sys., Phx, AZ
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In article <91168.172101FC137501@ysub.ysu.edu> FC137501@ysub.ysu.edu
(Paul M. Mullins) writes:
>
>       TENURE TRACK FACULTY POSITION IN COMPUTER SCIENCE
>
>Youngstown State University invites applications for a vacant tenure
>track faculty position in the Department of Mathematical and Computer
>Sciences. The Department is located in the School of Arts and Sciences.
>
>The available position is at the rank of Assistant Professor.  Salary
>range is (up to) $39,000 for a nine-month academic appointment.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Minimum qualifications is a Ph.D. in Computer Science.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

	shouldn't this be posted to rec.humor or submitted to
	rec.humor.funny?  i mean, seriously... a ph.d. in c.s.
	working for "(up to) $39,000"?  well, it sure made _me_ laugh!

	i'll bet your disk will get swamped with email applications!
	
	:-) :-) :-) :-) for the humor-challenged.

	cheers && good luck in finding a qualified candidate,
	(ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
	wr (the wild rider)
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