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From: rjc@wookumz.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Ray Cromwell)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.advocacy
Subject: Re: Amiga basher
Message-ID: <1991Jun18.221253.6991@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu>
Date: 18 Jun 91 22:12:53 GMT
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In article <8750@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU> barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett) writes:
>
>In article <1991Jun18.185029.25544@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> rjc@wookumz.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Ray Cromwell) writes:
>>COLORMONGER can display ANY color in the entire ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM!
>>COLORMONGER refreshes at SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-THOUSAND GIGAHERTZ!
>>[other slanderous statements]
>
>	Hey, buddy, haven't you ever heard of LOOK AND FEEL??  That's MY
>posting style!!!  It's trademarked, patented, copyrighted, and copy
>PROTECTED!  I'm gonna sue, I'm gonna sue....

  Heheh,Touche' Dan.
>	Jeez, next thing you know, somebody will start posting articles
>with the look & feel of other USENETers.  Can you imagine:

[I'm going to take some guesses. This could be fun. "Name that USENETTER"]

>?	"I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  if Commodore doesn't
>	produce a 25-bit chipset immediately, they won't stand a chance
>	against the new Japanese game machine."
A:MB

>?	"Yup, you are nearly correct.  The 68040 cache disables the VPL
>	interrupt several nanoseconds before the beam hits the disk.  It
>	doesn't need to go to the bus."
A:Dave H

>?	"X is a bloated pig that deserves to die.  My old 3B1 moves windows
>	faster."
A:Peter S

>?	"Why buy an A3000UX for $5000 when you can get a NeXT for $3000?
>	It's clearly the superior machine in all respects."
A:Mike M

>?	"HEY DOODZ LIKE KNOW ANY PIRATE BOARDZ???"
A:Clueless_Newbie

>?	"BADGE (Bay Area Amiga Developers' GroupE) will host its July 1997
>	meeting at 7:30pm in the SLAC Main Auditorium.  The featured speaker
>	will be Dr. Ray Cromwell discussing his COLORMONGER Card Mark XII."
A:Tom R or Willy L

>?	"but thats not what I meant!
>	In asembler you do not use the jmp without first mov sr,ea!"
A:Stephen Schaem?

>?	"*** I want games that look like Madonna but play like an old,
>	scratchy, 78 rpm record. ***"
Hahah, A:Mike S

>?	"Captain!  The Marketroids are closing in!"
A:Dunno

>?	"Responding to the following:
A:Daniel T

>	'The Macintosh reminds me of tuna fish.'
A:Dan "no relation to MB" B, hmm,"DB" it has a nice ring to it.

>	Where did you hear this?  It's not true at all.  In fact, the Mac's
>	new 7.0 priority scheduler makes it much more like halibut."
A:Evan T?

>?	"No idiot in his right mind would use the Amiga OS source code to
>	break the rules.  In fact, the rules break the Amiga OS source code.
>	Or something like that."
A:Valentine P?

>?	"Please throw out your OS disassembly and use only the RKM's.
>	Also, throw out all of your software and use only the manuals that
>	came with it.  If there wasn't a manual at all, then you should
>	not have bought the program."
A:Peter C

>?	"Even since my grand reorganization,
>	these groups are still too big!
>	I'd prefer only one or two
>	articles per day.
>	And maybe only
>	one word
>	per
>	line."
A:Kent P D

>So PLEASE everybody, let's avoid this kind of horror by posting in our OWN,
>DISTINCT STYLES.  Otherwise, somebody's gonna get flamed.
>
>	And it will probably be me! :-)

   Sarcasm and Satire are the only humor I know, the original BLAZEMONGER
post was very inspiring it was the first post usenet that actually
caused me to laugh outloud, burst into tears, and almost die from lack of
breath.

 So when is BLAZEMONGER IV due to be released? And will it have 
a COMPACT BLAZEMONGER version?



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