Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!mips!samsung!olivea!oliveb!amdahl!JUTS!duts!kls30 From: kls30@duts.ccc.amdahl.com (Kent L Shephard) Newsgroups: comp.arch Subject: Re: tenure track faculty position Keywords: humor, big joke Message-ID: Date: 24 Jun 91 22:00:40 GMT References: <91168.172101FC137501@ysub.ysu.edu> <1991Jun20.040659.833@gtephx.UUCP> Sender: netnews@ccc.amdahl.com Reply-To: kls30@DUTS.ccc.amdahl.com Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA Lines: 41 In article <1991Jun20.040659.833@gtephx.UUCP> robertsw@gtephx.UUCP (Wild Rider) writes: >In article <91168.172101FC137501@ysub.ysu.edu> FC137501@ysub.ysu.edu >(Paul M. Mullins) writes: >> >> TENURE TRACK FACULTY POSITION IN COMPUTER SCIENCE >> >> >>The available position is at the rank of Assistant Professor. Salary >>range is (up to) $39,000 for a nine-month academic appointment. > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >> >>Minimum qualifications is a Ph.D. in Computer Science. > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > shouldn't this be posted to rec.humor or submitted to > rec.humor.funny? i mean, seriously... a ph.d. in c.s. > working for "(up to) $39,000"? well, it sure made _me_ laugh! > > i'll bet your disk will get swamped with email applications! > > :-) :-) :-) :-) for the humor-challenged. > > cheers && good luck in finding a qualified candidate, > (ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) > wr (the wild rider) I know this must be a joke. A BSCS and a year of work can get you more than that in Silicon Valley. A Ph.D. in CS should be getting lots, lots more. If not what's the point of going to school that long. >-- >Wallace Roberts, AG (formerly GTE) Communication Systems, Phoenix, AZ >UUCP: ...!{ncar!noao!asuvax | uunet!zardoz!hrc | att}!gtephx!robertsw >Internet: gtephx!robertsw@asuvax.eas.asu.edu Bike: '82 GS1100L Suz >voice: (602)581-4555 fax: (602)582-7624 Cage: '89 Mustang GT -- /* -The opinions expressed are my own, not my employers. */ /* For I can only express my own opinions. */ /* */ /* Kent L. Shephard : email - kls30@DUTS.ccc.amdahl.com */