Aalice.203 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!alice!ark Mon Dec 7 14:05:58 1981 What do you do when your engine quits at night? Glide down until your landing light will be able to show you what's down there and switch it on. If you like what you see, go ahead and land. If not, turn it off again.