Aihnss.507 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!mhtsa!ihnss!karn Fri Dec 4 13:43:48 1981 How many database people does it take ... Three: One to write the light bulb removal program. One to write the light bulb insertion program. One to act as light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.