Ateklabs.135 net.joke utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!teklabs!terryl Fri Dec 4 23:34:28 1981 True light bulb joke for Californians Everyone mentioning Californians in light bulbs have it all wrong; here is the correct joke. Warning: this joke is rated R; people under 17 must read this joke with a parent or guardian in attendance!!! How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb???? NONE!!!! Californians screw in hot tubs, not light bulbs!!!!