Aalice.298
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Mon Dec 21 18:22:30 1981
Chemistry joke
Stolen from my chem. study teacher, the infamous (ugh)
Dr. Stoneback:

What is the formula for Californium (Cf) Nitrate (NO3)?

A: About $1.85 / 3 minutes