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Fri Dec 18 16:32:27 1981
Helen Keller jokes
Q:  Why does Hellen Keller only use one hand to masturbate?

A:  She needs the other hand to moan with.

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Q:  Did you hear aboue Helen falling off of a cliff?

A:  She screamed her hands off!

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Q:  Do you know how Helen's parents used to punish her?

A:  They would move the furnature.