Aucsfcgl.105 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!schaefer Wed Dec 16 23:41:30 1981 Re: To get the ball rolling . . . OOPS! I ment epileptics Q. How can you tell if your pet elephant is having her period? A. Your mattress is missing and there is a dime in its place.