Aalice.305
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Wed Dec 23 17:49:35 1981
Non-discriminating (I think) Ethnic Joke
As a result of the recent conversations, I am substituting
``ethnic [ABC]'' in for the ethnic group in this joke.
While it does take a little out of it, you can still get
the main jist.  Feel free to substitue back your favorite
groups in your mind...

Three ethnic leaders who dies were approaching the Pearly
Gate.  As Ethnic A approached, St. Peter said, "Before you
enter, I must ask you one question:  What do you call your
flock?"

Ethnic A answered:  "A parish"

St. Peter exclaimed:  "Very good, you may enter..."

As Ethnic B approached, St. Peter said:  "Before you
enter, I must ask you one question:  What do you call your
flock?"

Ethnic B answerd:  "A congregation"

St. Peter exclaimed:  "Very good, you may enter..."

As ethnic C approached, St. Peter said:  "Before you enter,
I must ask you one question:
How do you spell `chrysamthemum'?"