Aihuxn.109 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!cbosg!ihnss!ihuxn!djmolny Tue Jan 5 08:29:21 1982 Elephant Joke One friend says to the other, "I saw an elephant on the Long Island Expressway the other day." The second one says, "Really? What was it doing there?" "Same as everyone else," the first replied, "about three miles an hour."