Alime.110
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!houxi!houxd!houxc!houxb!houxa!houxe!lime!gdg
Wed Jan  6 19:54:00 1982
Obscene Phone Call
Seems that a young microbiologist working for Genentech had finally succeeded
in unraveling the secret of cloning higher organisms. Wanting to make his 
discovery as dramatic as possible, he produced an identical copy of himself.
Physically it was perfect in every detail; only trouble was that it wouldn't
even give him the time of day, just cursed and swore at him continually.
Finally, he got fed up with him and pushed him off a cliff. The DA couldn't
figure out whether it was really murder or not, so they booked him for
making an obscene clone fall.

(Look, it could've been worse - I could have dragged it out for paragraphs
and paragraphs. Then you'd REALLY be pissed. Besides, I didn't make it up.)