Awatmath.1386 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!jcwinterton Wed Jan 6 23:50:32 1982 Shah Guido G stories With apologies to Isaac Asimov. Does anyone have any really good shaggy dog scenarios? I have a couple of old standbys that are getting rather dated now and would like to improve(?) my repertoire. If anyone is interested, I will be happy to pass on the opening chapters of "The Story of the Purple Passion (World War II version)" and/or "The Saga of the Pepsi-Cola Salesman (Pre-third-world version)". (Oh, yes, I will throw in the last chapter of each, as well.)