Awatmath.1428 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!kpmartin Sun Jan 10 23:18:42 1982 Martian Jungle Scene... There was this martian village, with huts built from the grass and reeds which grow nearby, which had a cheif who was a great conquerer of other villages. Whenever he conquered another village, he would take the throne of the other village's chief, and put it in the attic of his house (a grass hut with an attic?? Oh well...). One day, the weight of the thrones was so great that his hut collapsed, and the falling thrones killed him (I might say the rain of thrones ended his reign, but I won't). The moral of the story is: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.