Aalice.380 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!alice!sjb Wed Jan 13 18:23:52 1982 Milk Joke A woman wanted to take a bath in milk, so she told the milkman that day to bring enough milk for her to do this. He asked, ``Do you want it pasteurized?'' She replied: ``No. Up to the waist will be fine.''