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Thu Jan 14 19:08:25 1982
The Curse of King Tut
	This is an actual event, but it clearly belongs here.

A former San Francisco police officer is suing the city.  He claims that
the stroke which forced him to retire is the result of the curse of King Tut,
whose burial mask he guarded when it was exhibited here about 2 years ago.

(I've heard that the San Francisco city attorney settles just about anything
out of court, even stuff as patently absurd as this, which may explain the
suit.  The cursed cop is being represented by the PBA [union] lawyer.
Does anyone have a scroll of remove-curse they can send this goniff?)

					Joel Rubin