Arabbit.262
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!houxi!npois!rabbit!sjb
Tue Feb 23 22:35:50 1982
Wood-eye Joke
Seems that once there was a man with a wooden eye.  He was
very consciencious about it and seldom went out.  One night,
however, he decided to go to a community dance.  When he got
there, he saw everyone dancing except one girl far off in a
corner.  She was kind of homely looking with buckteeth
and rather shy, but he decided to ask her for a dance anyway.
When he approached her, he said, "Care to dance?"

"Oh, would I, would I!!" she exclaimed.

"Buckteeth, buckteeth!" he yelled.