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utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!sdcarl!phonlab!sdcsvax!phil
Thu Feb 25 16:42:07 1982
zoom, zoom!
One day Mr. Snail walked into a Porsche dealer to buy a car.
The following is a condensed version of what happened...

Car Dealer:  Hello Mr. Snail, what can I do for you today.

Mr. Snail:  I have been saving money for years now and I am 
	    finally here to buy a Porsche.  That Turbo Carerra 
	    over there looks mighty fine!

CD: That's a very expensive car, can you really afford it?

MS: No problem there, in fact I want a custom paint job.
    Can you arrange to get it painted with little "S"'s all over?

CD:  OK, little fellow.  Whatever you say.


A week later the car was ready and Mr. Snail went back to the dealer.
He was very excited, as you might imagine.

CD:  Your car is ready, but before you go will you please explain
     why you wanted little "S"'s painted all over it?

MS:  Well, now when I go tearing down the road, people will
     say " Look at that S car go! ".

     [perhaps this belongs in net.cooks or net.auto...]


	 Phil Cohen
	 University of California, San Diego