Apur-ee.266
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!sa
Mon Mar 15 18:21:33 1982
Re: A University by any other name...

	One evening, an absent-minded professor and his equally 
	absent-minded wife were relaxing at home. Suddenly, the
	doorbell rang. "Oh, No! My husband!" exclaimed the wife,
	and the professor promptly jumped out the window.