Acbosgd.2175 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!ihnss!cbosg!cbosgd!djb Fri Mar 26 14:08:33 1982 Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics This is the way I heard them (and remembered them too, back in my college days...) The Three Laws of Thermodynamics: You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't get out of the game. David Bryant cbosgd!djb