Aeiss.279 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!npois!eiss!jtb Fri Mar 26 09:24:12 1982 The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics The First Law Of Thermodynamics: You can not get anything worthwhile done without raising a sweat. The Second Law Of Thermodynamics: What ever you want is going to cost a little more than it is worth. The Third Law Of Thermodynamics: You can not win the game, and you are not allowed to stop playing.