Aunc.3195
net.misc
utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!bch
Mon Mar 22 16:51:26 1982
A plea
(To the tune of "Somewhere over the Rainbow")

Somewhere over the network,
There waits news.
News flies over the network
To where? There are no clues.

I sit waiting for digests,
Can't you see
Some small part of my heart leaps
when I see uucp.

Somewhere across the telephone lines,
  where Lauren plays and Upstill pines,
  they're waiting;
The crazies who will flame at me
  on poli-sci and arms-dash-d and ARPA-gating.

Somewhere over the network,
news flies free,
news flies over the network
why not, why not to me.